After what has been surely already been nothing short of an incredible week in the life of all the Manchester City fans out there following your superb 1-6 win at Old Trafford on Sunday, as we move towards day 3 of the working week you may now sadly be running short of new and exciting ways of ribbing all your United supporting work colleagues - now that all the viral email jokes have already done the rounds. Well worry not, help is at hand as here are some more belters I have received here at EFB, consolidated nicely into one place that should help you to keep the fires of fun burning in your workplace. Sincere apologies to the red half of Manchester...
It was a tough night for United - their defence was at sixes and Evans
United have been beaten 6-1 - but don't worry there's still 2 sets to play for
I was asked on Sunday morning "when do Man United kick off?" - I replied "about every 5 minutes"
Whats the difference between David De Gea and a black cab driver? - The cabby only lets 5 in
Recent supports suggest Fergie is in some bother with her majesty - apparently something to do with a "sick swan"
The Glazer family were said to be keen to get the true Man United fan experience on derby day - they were on their way back to London 20 minutes before the final whistle.
I'm sure you will agree these are some funny jokes for Man City fans that should provide some inspiration for further hours of torment :-)
However, if you want to make sure you can remain the truly "noisy neighbour" of the office or schoolyard for many long weeks to come (or at least until they get their own back and win the title ;-) ) why not check out the blog 1000 reasons to hate man united for some further inspiration!
DISCLAIMER: Please note not all contributions on the above are family friendly (although many are very funny) and I do not control the content of this site.
Feel free to comment further on these below and share any other Manchester derby jokes you may have right here at EFB - but please keep your football banter clean!
Chin up Fergie.....
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